Slightly Used News

Our satirical take on the previous week's news.



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Slightly Used News :: July 28, 2020

Slightly Used News :: July 28, 2020

NATIONAL | Jul 28
Madonna, Taylor, sports, bloated ex-porn stars behaving badly, Big Brother and One Million Moms. It's the season one finale of Slightly Used News!

Slightly Used News :: July 20, 2020

Slightly Used News :: July 20, 2020

NATIONAL | Jul 22
Walmart, The Golden Girls, and Goya. No, it's not a Saturday afternoon in Miami, it's Slightly Used News! Here's this weeks episode...

Slightly Used News :: July 13, 2020

Slightly Used News :: July 13, 2020

NATIONAL | Jul 13
This week we're talking about Fire Island, the Mona Lisa, and, um... trouser snake size. What do they have in common? Tune in to find out!

Slightly Used News :: June 29, 2020

Slightly Used News :: June 29, 2020

NATIONAL | Jun 29
Reese, Cher, Meryl, Madonna and Britney (bitch). It's an episode of Slightly Used News dedicated (almost) entirely to divas! Tune in now.

Slightly Used News :: June 23, 2020

Slightly Used News :: June 23, 2020

NATIONAL | Jun 24
Trump's Week From Hell, football, Cher, flaming crosswalks and more. It's Slightly Used News for June 23, 2020!

Slightly Used News :: June 15, 2020

Slightly Used News :: June 15, 2020

NATIONAL | Jun 15
Trans rights, gays using Durex, Lady G versus Lady A, and glory holes in NYC. No, it's not the end of days... it's Slightly Used News for June 15!

Slightly Used News :: June 8, 2020

Slightly Used News :: June 8, 2020

NATIONAL | Jun 8
The fab five return, Harvard gives us some bad advice, a statement about Black Lives Matter, and so much more. It's Slightly Used News for June 8, 2020.

Slightly Used News :: June 1, 2020

Slightly Used News :: June 1, 2020

NATIONAL | Jun 2
One Million Moms clutch their pearls over Disney's latest short, openly-gay PA Rep. Brian Sims rages, and EDGE says farewell to Larry Kramer. All this and more in this week's "Slightly Used News" - tune in now!

Slightly Used News :: May 25, 2020

Slightly Used News :: May 25, 2020

NATIONAL | May 25
"The Stud" closes (maybe), Hydroxygate goes nuclear, and how to protect yourself in a bar fight. All this and more in this week's "Slightly Used News" - tune in now!

Slightly Used News :: May 18, 2020

Slightly Used News :: May 18, 2020

NATIONAL | May 18
Madonna goes nuts, Gaga sells thongs, and Trump offers up a new, improved test for Coronavirus. It's the first-ever "Slightly Used News" starring Intrepid Reporter Lance Collins!

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